The Fear

Done some bad things recently that will soon have to be addressed:

1) I laughed at someone falling off those big red balls on Total Wipeout. As Saturday mass audience family fun telly goes it's bad, a shameless excuse to laugh at cellulite wobbling dental assistants from Dorking, but my god I can't not watch it.

2) I actually just bought the Lily Allen single. yes. And I like it.

3) Instead of paying for my prescription I bought edamame beans from M&S. So will be flipping out in the workshop this week, fantastic!

4) I very nearly voted for the twins on Eurovision: Your Country Needs You. Infact, it was only because I couldn't find my phone in time that I didn't. The blatant insertion of Jade the super-duper at the last minute was such an indecent attempt to guarantee the outcome I was angry enough to vote blonde. When Jade won, I was surprised Webber didn't flick the cameras the Vs and lick her face right there on prime time BBC.


Teeny Tiny Goalkeeper Brother Football Update - today's score 0-15
(almost a personal best)